What Would J-Zeus Do?

You ever go to a restaurant, and you ask your server politely for a refreshing chilled beverage

"I'll have a Coke please" and then they're all like "Will Pepsi do?"

.......No Sheila, fuckin' Pepsi wont do.

 

A new series by the Boys at Broken Jack Comics

 

 

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Howard Gets Hunted!

Hey Look!

Howard's back from vacation! Gee Howard, where you'd go?

Safari? Is it fun?

It's a lot like the zoo, except you get to taste the animals afterward.

The Boys at Broken Jack are back and we're locked and loaded.

Here kitty kitty...

This weeks Dammit Howard is brought to you by PETA

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Howard Takes A Vacation

The Boys at Broken Jack are working hard to create comic genius for all you fine folks out there,

We also want to make sure that we provide grade 'A' kick ass content for our readers.

That means that this week while we get ready to go to print with our new title

"The Benevolent Misadventures of Satch and Moe"

"Dammit Howard" will be postponed until we can catch up, get our shit together,

and make sure we have a bitchin' comic ready for you all at Saskatoon Expo in September.

Don't worry folks, we'll be back in week or so with another heaping helping of "Dammit Howard"

 

 

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Hasta La Vista Howard!

This week the Boys at Broken Jack get Governated! Old Arny got himself some Cocoons and got the Colostomy bag taken out long enough to be action star again. 

  

Terminator Genesis hits theatres this weekend, and yeah we said "Genesis" not "Genisys", apparently  Cyberdyne Systems could build time travelling robots but didn't come with autocorrect.  

 

 

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Howard calls the kettle Batman

This week to celebrate the release of Batman: Arkham Knight, The Boys at Broken Jack tackle some important social issues....like racism.

We understand that the two don't really go together, but then again...

 Neither does the continent of Africa or the genetic lineage of Rachel Dolezal.

 

So we just went with it.

 

 

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Howard gets Cretaceous!

What we learned last week while watching "Jurassic World":

 

- The Jurassic World Theme Park is like if Monsanto had a zoo.

- Chris Pratt can't solve all his problems with a dance off

-  Life er will always er a, errr um will uh, err ah find a way

-Maybe they should have made the Rex a little less Indominus

The Boys at Broken Jack are dropping some dinosaur knowledge on ya'

 

 



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Howard gets discovered and put in a museum!

Introducing! The Villains of Indiana Jones:
1: Nazi's
2:Racially insensitive, Child enslaving, Magic using, Blood God Cultists
3: Nazi's......again
4. Russians? Aliens maybe? Were not sure, no one really cares, they would have been better off doing Nazi's again.

This week, The Boys at Broken Jack go dungeon crawling for some +1 archeological baddassery.  

He's our whip crackin', smooth talkin, tank jumpin, fista cuffin' Hero Dr. Indiana motha f'in Jones.

Let our Holy Grail floweth over..

 

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